Livejournal's being a bastard, so I'm putting this here until it's back up.  Could be days, could be hours.  Who knows?
This is a revolting development, eh?  First update of 2005 is halfway through January.  I swear, I just need someone to smack me into updating once a week.
Hmmm, I dont remember anything of special import happening in the last two weeks, so I'll ignore them and talk about what's preoccupying me around now.  Number one is, of course, Newspaper.  The Single Worst Class In Existence.  And now, to launch into common furious rage.
Issue 1: C on my semester exam.  My semester exam was to write two articles for the December edition of the paper.  Just like our monthly tests.  I apparantly did well enough to earn the HEADLINE, so I honestly do not understand how I could earn a C.  A C for a headline story!
Issue 2: Time Management.  For this class, I have to interview about three people per article, then write the whole article about them.  To do this, I have about five class days, which is about two weeks.  Two weeks doesn't seem too bad until you consider I also have to research, choose pictures, have my story edited and revised, and spout helpful trivia to the surrounding classmates.  This added to the necessity of finding out where my victim's classes are, pointlessly filling out interview slips that will be ignored, and then eventually finding the actual classroom and dragging them to the newspaper room to interview.  This ties in with another issue.
Issue 3: Availability.  Most of the people I should talk to are seniors, and seniors have the remarkably irritating ability to skip 8th period instead of being in school with the rest of us.  That means finding them at lunch, before school, or at their practices.  Even without seniors, a remarkable percentage of my interviewees have tests on the days I need to talk to them.
Issue 4: Skills.  I'm not an exceptional journalist.  I don't have a fancy hat with a "Press" card in it, or a special notebook to frighten and awe people with (read The Truth for more about that).  I don't even have the correct attitude to force my way into a crowd and say, "I need to talk to you, ma'am, for the newspaper.  Please come thisd way."  And I sure as hell can't write a news article.  It's not how I'm wired.

That's enough about that.  Onto less-picked-over subjects.  For example, I have four projects to do over the weekend.  I got a World History timeline which shouldn't be too hard, seeing as I already did all the research for it.  I got a story to write for creative writing, about a guy and his buddies who desert the army after finding war crimes not to their taste.  I have an island to make for Geography, which I should accomplish in about 90 minutes.  Then I've got a poster to make which compares a cell to a human body in every particular.  (This is for Biology, by the way).  Mellie will be helping me a great deal with that, her being sort of a biology expert in this house.

MAO!!!  I'm teaching people here to play Mao.  And I'm talking no-holds-barred, every rule Mao.  I may even throw in No Laughing, and I'll sure as hell enforce No Talking in the future.  Damn, I love Mao.

There was a girl's basketball game, so I went to see that.  It was pretty good, especially considering we were down 2-7 at one point, then won 51-45.  I have to say the best part was seeing Marissa, a girl about five feet tall, have a ball go right over her head.  Someone tried to pass and it missed and went right over her head.  I laughed and laughed.

I went to a dance tonight.  (Last night?  This evening?  Whatever).  It was pretty good.  Some friends, some good music, some excellent music, and lots of paper to wrap around myself.  A tradition for me now is to wrap streamers around my arms and head, a tradition I learned from Blue Man Group.  Oh, the dance also had Seth.  Seth is the life of the party.  Even if there's no party happening, he is somehow the life of the party.  We had some fun dancing in the the center of the pit.
What were the good songs, you ask?  Well, they were: Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n Roses, The Drinking Song by Dropkick Murphys, Message in a Bottle by The Police, Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot, Hammertime by MC Hammer, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, Thriller by Michael Jackson, and Shot Through the Heart by whoever sings that.  I'm missing some, but my memory isn't as good as it once was. 
Also I got to dance with some of my very pretty friends, Kelly, Mariah, and Tamiya.  Got into some inside-joke type fights with Kelly, cause thats how things go.  I like having beautiful friends.

I ordered my class ring!  Scholastic achievement on one side, education symbol on the other, green sunburst gem in center.  Keith on one side, QAS and 2007 on the other, Woodland Park Panthers around the gem.  Silver-colored.  So sweet.
Also my fancy plastic laminated permit came today or yesterday.  I look like a smug bastard on it, because I am neither photogenic nor attractive when I smile.

Im gone,
Cuthroat Mcgee

Currently Reading Red Dragon By Thomas Harris see related

Well.

It would seem that my Taco Bell job has fallen through, as they have not yet contacted me about an interview or employment.  So I may expect you, Faithful Readers, to help pay for a plane ticket next year.  But not too much; I have my own money, too.  Hopefully the tickets will be cheap, like last year when I came back here, when they were about 115 dollars roundtrip.  So I'll be back to see you again.  I'd like to see a lacrosse game, come to the school, and do altogether too much stuff considering the time I'll have available.  Oh well.  You can't have everything.

Yesterday I joined a writer's ...association (for lack of a better word) meeting at the Woodland Park Library.  I like it very much.  It is composed mainly of older people (I'd say at a guess between 40 and 80), but there are a few younger people.  One well-built man of around 30, a young woman in I'd guess late 20s, and a kid, younger than me, probably close to 12.  There was a guest speaker, a published author (a redundency) who had us find our dominant brain halves; I'm double dominant.  She also said a lot about the difficulty of having something published.  I am greatly pleased and will continue to attend for as long as I can, which may well be all year round.

This morning I helped my dad chop down some pine trees in our front yard.  They were dead from the pine beetles, so we cut them down and sectioned them up.  We have some wood to burn now, come winter, so that'll be good.

I'm sorry I ain't said much recently, but I've been preoccipied by Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.  Awesome game.  Turn-based strategy, where you control an entire nation and must build cities, slay infidels, and make money.  It's so good, it's what I'm going to do now.

Col. Corazon Santiago, of the Spartans

Currently Reading A Clash of Kings (A Song of Fire and Ice, Book 2) By George R. R. Martin see related

I'm at one3 of my parent's friends's houses, and I don't feel like interacting with people, so I'm filling out this ridiculously long thing.  Also, I feel I owe you a little somrthing about myself.
Ruthlessly plundered from Christine Chang.

I N F O
[ .001. ] first name: Keith                    
[ .002. ] middle name: Webster
[ .003. ] last name: Hock
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Kei(f)fer                                                        
[ .005. ] sex: Male
[ .006. ] age: Fifteen 
[ .007. ] birthday: 27 May
[ .008. ] height: 5'10
[ .009. ] hair color: Light Brown
[ .010. ] eye color: Brown
[ .011. ] race: Caucasian
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Glasses
[ .013. ] do you have braces: No 
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Middling.  Middle of forehead.  Should be longer.
[ .015. ] where were you born: California                       
[ .016. ] current location: The O'Steen's house, Woodland Park, CO.
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Gemini
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: 1, and partial latin.
[ .019. ] nationality: German and Norse by blood.  American by ...yeah.
[ .020. ] bad habits: Overthinking.  Laziness.
[ .021. ] piercings you have: One
[ .022. ] piercings you want: Three
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: None
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: One skull&crossbones on back of shoulder, maybe 
[ .025. ] today's date: Uhhh....10th of August?
[ .026. ] the time: 5:38 PM when I wrote this portion.
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Why not?

F A M i L Y
[ .028. ] mother's name: Donna
[ .029. ] father's name: Douglas
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: None
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): None
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): Mellie
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: Katie
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Chris 
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: Both                                        
[ .036. ] worst relative: Most smaller cousins
[ .037. ] best relative: Mother/Father
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: Yes 
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you: If I took the time to talk to anyone, maybe

P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 2
[ .041. ] what are their names: Ginger and Wiskers              
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Cats

S C H o o L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: Yes
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current GPA, or last GPA you got: 3.91
[ .046. ] favorite grade: ???               
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: ???
[ .048. ] favorite teachers: Holyer, Montgomery
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Walker                         
[ .050. ] favorite subject: English
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Math 
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Bring
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Lacrosse
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: Stage Crew, Yearbook
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: ::shrug::  Probably. Not how most people think of it, but ...yeah.  People liked me.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: I don't like dancing.  I'd go with Moonwalk, Cartman's German Dance, and Gareth's Victory Dance.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Once in California I had a dream that I remembered living in The Netherlands, even though I never lived there.  I still remember even the dream.  I'm fond of that. 
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: Everything.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: Having appendicitis
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: Crying in 2nd grade when I didn't get an A on a spelling test.  That's how much I like being smart.

F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: 13
[ .062. ] clothing brand: I dunno                                              
[ .063. ] shoes: Suede Moccasins (sp?)
[ .064. ] saying: All shall be revealed in the fullness of time
[ .065. ] TV show: Futurama and Family Guy.  X-Play.  South Park.
[ .066. ] sport: Lacrosse
[ .067. ] vegetable:Onions
[ .068. ] fruit: Raspberry 
[ .069. ] movie: 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
[ .070. ] magazine: Scientific American, Time
[ .071. ] actor: Roger Moore, Jack Nicholson
[ .072. ] actress: Keira Knightley (She's hot)
[ .073. ] candy: Rock Candy, Jawbreakers
[ .074. ] gum: I don't like gum
[ .075. ] scent/perfume: Gasoline, vanilla
[ .076. ] candy bar: Milky Way
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Cookie Dough
[ .078. ] color: Blue, Black
[ .079. ] season: Spring
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas, Talk Like a Pirate Day
[ .081. ] band:  I dunno.  Not one real favorite
[ .082. ] singer: Jonathan Davis, Ozzy Osbourne, Amy Lee 
[ .083. ] group: None
[ .084. ] rapper: I despise rap
[..085. ] type of music: Rock, alt. rock, hard rock 
[ .086. ] things in your room: Bed Books Dresser Pirate Flag Holly's Cartoon Bread Knife Cothes Nintendo 64 Frank
[ .087. ] place to be: In front of the computer/at school
[ .088. ] Thing to do: Ring bells, talk to friends, read
[ .089. ] TV channel: Comedy Central
[ .090. ] junk food: Pretzels, Bugles, Gardettos, Combos
[ .091. ] overall food: Chicken Wings
[ .092. ] store: Barnes&Noble, Borders, Media Play, Spencer Gifts
[ .093. ] shoe brand: Whatever fits and is comfortable
[ .094. ] fast food: Wendy's
[ .095. ] restaurant: Flat Top Grill 
[ .096. ] shape: Pentacle
[ .097. ] time of day: 8:00-11:00 PM
[ .098. ] country: Germany, England, America, New Zealand
[ .099. ] state: Colorado
[ .100. ] boys name: Erik, Mordecai, Roland
[ .101. ] girls name: Diedre, Emma
[ .102. ] mall: ::shrug:: whatever's closest
[ .103. ] video game: Baldur's Gate 2, Diablo 2, Halo, Starlancer
[ .104. ] Shampoo: I try not to wash my hair
[ .105. ] board game: Scotland Yard
[ .106. ] computer game: Diablo 2, Baldur's Gate 2, Starlancer                       [ .107. ] car: I dunno
[ .108. ] music video: So Far Away (Staind)
[ .109. ] swear word: Fuck
[ .110. ] word: Chaos
[ .111. ] month: May October
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Philip J. Fry, Stuart Gilligan Griffen, Brian.
[ .113. ] scary movie: I don't like scary movies.  Signs?
[ .114. ] team: QAS Varsity Boys Lacrosse.  GO LIONS!
[ .115. ] possession: Bed, various and sundry books

WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: Misogynist
[ .117. ] dog: Sirius Black
[ .118. ] hot: Fire
[ .119. ] britney spears: Sexy beyond belief
[ .120. ] nsync: Who?
[ .121. ] real world:  Post-college career  
[ .122. ] orange: Oranges/A Clockwork Orange
[ .123. ] choice: pro-choice
[ .124. ] fuck: sex
[ .125. ] bisexual: Equal-opportunity
[ .126. ] black: night
[ .127. ] icq: ???
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: "We gonna throw down some fisticuffs Juggalo-style"
[ .129. ] linkin park: Despressed Youth
[ .130. ] jack: Roudebush (excellent lacrosse player)
[ .131. ] rainbow: Kermit the Frog
[ .132. ] cherry: Red-haired girl in The Breakfast lLub
[ .133. ] cucumber: Pickle
[ .134. ] shark: Jaws
[ .135. ] life-house: What? 
[ .136. ] superhero: The amazing Spider-man
[ .137. ] leather: Cool
[ .138. ] whip: BDSM
[ .139. ] american idol: Idiots
[ .140. ] water: Carrying across campus every day
[ .141. ] volcano: South Park

T H i S - 0R - T H A T ?
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: Rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Both
[ .146. ] rap or pop:Shoot me now
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: Make it stop!
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Metal
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: AIIIIIGH!!
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Metal
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: Metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Linkin Park
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Korn
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: ::blink::
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Cold 
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Winter!
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Fall
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: The power of Christ compels you!  AWAY!
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Stop
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Rob Zombie
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: Garbage
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: Vh1
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: I'm a guy
[ .165. ] football or basketball: lacrosse
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer Olympics
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Neither
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: Skateboarding
[ .169. ] black or white: Black
[ .170. ] orange or red: Red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: Green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: Korn
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Pac Sun
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Weed
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell Phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Angels.  I'm 15
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby Doo, but only for Shaggy
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: Pokemon
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Piercings
[ .184. ] prep or punk: I care not.
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Slut.  Whores cost money.

P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: No
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Yes.  Compassionate, not romantic
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: No
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 1
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: Never
[ .192. ] how many hearts have you broken: ::shrug::
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: None
[ .194. ] best quote to sum1 u love: I love you
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Away with you!
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: No
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: No
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Not on the computer 
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: Would if I could
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality:  Both
[ .201. ] ever kissed a friend: Accidently
[ .202. ] are you still friends: No, but not from that
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: No
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: No
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: No access or money
[ .206. ] how about a little x: Don't like techno
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: No
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: All accounts say good
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I'm 15.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: See above
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Liquor
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: None
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: ...Is my hand a woman?
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: Last night

W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: Maybe
[ .216. ] sky dive: Yes
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: To fat to take off shirt in front of people
[ .218. ] scuba dive: skintight+190 pounds=disgusting
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: No
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Yes
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Never
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Not attractive enough to even contemplate
[ .223. ] cross-dress: No
[ .224. ] lie to the police: Yes
[ .225. ] run from the police: Depends on their build
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: All the time
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: If I thought I could get away with it
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: Hmmm.....
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: If the opportunity presents itself
[ .230. ] streak: Yeah

Y O U R   F R i E N D S . . .
[ .231. ] best friend: Freddy?
[ .232. ] known longest: Known so few people for very long... Freddy?
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Philip
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: People in Maryland.  Already
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: upwards of 10
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: None
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': HAHAHA
[ .239. ] craziest: Grant/Jake
[ .240. ] loudest: Grant/Jake
[ .241. ] shyest: James/Emma
[ .242. ] best hair: Torne
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Philip, Mike
[ .244. ] best eyes: Erin/Holly
[ .245. ] best body: Me.  It takes a lot of work to maintian this body shape
[ .246. ] most athletic: Torne/Philip/Isabel
[ .247. ] sex symbol: What kinda symbol we talking about?
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Erin
[ .249. ] most impatient: Erin
[ .250. ] shortest: Ogie
[ .251. ] tallest: Bene
[ .252. ] talented: James
[ .253. ] best singer: James.  In a heartbeat.
[ .254. ] skinniest: Grant
[ .255. ] nicest: Natasia/Holly
[ .256. ] best personality:  Emily
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Chris, I think

H A V E   Y 0 U    E V E R:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: No
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Yes
[ .260. ] been to michigan: No...why?
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: No
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: No
[ .263. ] skateboarded: no
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: No
[ .265. ] stolen anything: Yes
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Nah
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: Sadly, never
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: I think so
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: Yeah
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: I went into Hooter's with Grant and Jake.  That count?
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: Accidently, atop the head
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: Yeah.  All the way here with my dad
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Sorta.  Not parental supervision
[ .275. ] been to a concert: Yes.  It was awesome
[ .276. ] been to another country: Yes
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: But of course!                                            
[ .278. ] got pulled over: No
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: No
[ .280. ] broke a law: Yes
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: Yeah.  Poor sods.
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: Nope
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: No
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyway?: I'll still eat it, why shouldn't they?

O P i N i O N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: HISS
[ .288. ] about boy bands: Missed the fad in Germany
[ .289. ] about flag burning: Expression of opinion.  The flag has to be burned if it touches the ground
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: Like fighting smoke, but a valiant effort
[ .291. ] about suicide: Go ahead.  I won't do it, but I feel no problems with it as long as you consider who else it will effect
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: Piss off
[ .293. ] about abortion: Pro-choice
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: Yay!                           
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Teaching High School English somewhere
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Erin, Freddy.  Thas about it

W H A T   D I D   Y O U  D O   O N . . .
[ .297. ] last birthday: School, I think
[ .298. ] yesterday: Nothing
[ .299. ] last weekend: Drove 3/4 across the country
[ .300. ] christmas: Get stuff
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: Went to Grandma and Grandpa's house
[ .302. ] new year's: Bell tower.  Ring in the new year
[ .303. ] halloween: Went trick-or-treating with Mike.  Assloads of fun
[ .304. ] easter: Helped my sister think she was 7 by looking for easter baskets
[ .305. ] valentine's day: School

T H E   L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: Hamburger
[ .307. ] thing you drank: 7up
[ .308. ] thing you wore: Jean shorts, Curses! Foiled Again short
[ .309. ] place you went: O'Steens House
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Left ear
[ .311. ] person you saw: Kathy O'Steen copming upstairs for reasons unclear
[ .312. ] person you kissed: My Mom or Dad
[ .313. ] person you hugged: Mom
[ .314. ] person you talked to online: oh Jesus.  It's been like a month.  uhhh...Freddy?
[ .315. ] song you heard: Landslide (Dixie Chicks)  HISS

. : n O w : .
[ .316. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: Same 7up
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: Bonechiller T-shirt, shorts, watch, 2 black armbands, black rubber bracelet, detiorating (SP?) studded bracelet, socks, shoes
[ .319. ] any shoes on: Yes
[ .320. ] hair: Unclean, but fine
[ .321. ] listening to: Parents and friends talking
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: No
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: Nah
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: Oh my god no
[ .325. ] do you like cows: They're all right
[ .326. ] are you a bitch: Depends on who you ask
[ .327. ] are you artistic: HAHAHAHA
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: When assigned.  See So Many Choices
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: No
[ .330. ] can you ski: Sort of.  i can go through the motions, but I can't make it work and I hate it
[ .331. ] are you british: Sadly, no.  I appreciate their humor, though
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: By spear, do you mean have sex with?
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: I talk to myself
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No
[ .335. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: Yes
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: It's about being high, but whether they were...If anything, I'd guess shrooms
[ .337. ] are you straight: I like boobies
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: Fat?
[ .339. ] are you loud: No
[ .340. ] are you funny: Everyone seems to think so
[ .341. ] are you short: Nope
[ .342. ] are you tall: 5'10.  Not bad
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: Didn't I say I was straight?
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: In the movies
[ .346. ] are you evil: Not to your knowledge
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Don't think so
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: Whores cost money.  She's a slut
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: No
[ .350. ] am i annoying you: Meh
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: No 
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: Where else wound I be from?
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: No
[ .354. ] do you shop at hot topic: I browse

R A N D O M   Q U E S T I O N S
[ .355. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: Bear
[ .356. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat: Burgers
[ .357. ] do you remember any of your dreams: Most
[ .358. ] do you dream in color or black and white: Color
[ .359. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: Ha! Never!
[ .360. ] can people read you like a book: Can you read a closed book?
[ .361. ] Do you like pussy?: Go away
[ .362. ] Have your ever been arrested: No
[ .363. ] are you afraid of clowns: Pennywise the Dancing Clown, yes
[ .364. ] do you like spiders: They're okay
[ .366. ] can you drive: Not yet
[ .367. ] are you spoiled: A little
[ .368. ] anti-social: Depends on the occasion
[ .369. ] do you see dumb people: Stupid people anger me
[ .370. ] do you see dead people: Never have
[ .371. ] any last words: No
[ .372. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do: Write a little more

So I'm here in Colorado now.  Still don't have internet at home.  Been playing Diablo and watching movies for a while.  Gotta apply for jobs soon.  Decided not to work at McDonald's after all.  Aim a little higher; Burger King, or Taco Bell.  Not McDonald's.

Went to the used bookstore yesterday.  Spent 17 dollars on books.  Night Shift and Skeleton Crew, by Stephen King, Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs, by Thomas Harris, and The Bourne Identity, by Robert Ludlum.  Have to mail last one to Erin.  Am talking like Rorschach.  Not good.

Talk to you all hopefully soon, when I get internet.  What a glorious day that shall be.

Keith

Currently Reading A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 1) By George R.R. Martin see related

I'm here.  I got here on the evening of the 6th, so I've been here for 2 days.  ...sorta.
I just got an application to work at McDonald's, so I may soon have my first job ever.  Won't that be interesting?

I don't wanna say much because I have little to say and because I'm in the library right now.  When we get our internet hooked up again I'll be able to say a little more.